Went to a barbershop in Central Square today and told him what I wanted. He nodded and was like “yes, yes sounds good”. I took off my glasses as was needed. 2/3rds of the way through my haircut completely blind to the process, I asked “how long has this place been around” and he said “yes”. I thought he misheard me so I asked again “sorry, I meant to ask how many years has this place been open” and he responds with “yes, yes”.

Anyways the guy didn’t speak any English and only pretended to understand what I said and that’s why I’m going to spend another two months looking like a narc.